Iggy Azalea Is a Quitter (And Possibly a Fat Ass)

Iggy Azalea is the latest celebrity to ditch Twitter. She didn’t have a problem with the social media service being overrun with ISIS, she just didn’t like trolls ripping on the cellulite on her ass.

I just want to have peace and relaxation time without a perve with long distance lense hiding out taking pictures, everyone deserves peace.

First of all, I’m not a perve. I’m a photographic enthusiast. In a more civilized era, we were known as shutterbugs. Second, fuck you. You want to make fifty million off grinding your naked ass for the public and nobody’s allowed to comment? Or note the crevices that developed from you shooting wallaby fat sub-gluteal? Your ass is your living. It’s your Windows and you’re Microsoft. I’m commenting when it takes up a huge amount of space and doesn’t work right.

I feel the hatred and pettiness i see online at all times is at making me become an angry person and I cannot be that. To become nasty because of the way I feel i am treated would be a disservice to my fans and I promise i will try to keep smiling.

Oh, boo fucking hoo rapping Albino Jesus. You’re on Twitter for business, not to inspire positive energy. In fact, Azalea announced while she’s leaving Twitter, her ‘team’ is staying to post under her name. What? What happens when your public relations interns become nasty and petty? They can’t quit Twitter or they get fired. What about their ass cellulite? How will they keep smiling?

You know who announces they are leaving a party? The people you never wanted to come in the first place. Thanks, Iggy Azalea, your pettiness just ruined Chinese New Year.

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