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February 13, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Hailey Baldwin wants to make it very clear she’s not fucking Justin Bieber, she’s just a friend who spends the night with him in his Little People Big World themed waterbed to support him through his transition from villain to superhero. If this is true, it’s even worse. You can’t really control whose privates you want to bang. We all have that shame locker filled with embarrassing attractions. But friendships are worthy of judgement. As is lying about sex with midgets. And Canadians. These are horrible traits found only in lesser people. Dressing like a slutty construction worker is only halfway toward making us forget. Think nude plumber and you’ll be warmer.
Photo Credit: Matt Irwin For Wonderland Magazine