Guy Fieri Officiates Gay Weddings

Guy Fieri and his face personally officiated 101 gay weddings in Miami at the South Beach Wine and Food Festival. This was based on a promotional event where the first 101 gay couples to tweet #101gayweddings would be included. It’s nice to see that gay people can join in the mass wedding novelty that heretofore has been restrict to heterosexual couples belonging to cults or creepy people really into furry cosplay. Who could resist having their wedding photos forever soiled by the likes of Guy Fieri, who is an adult version of what a five year old imagines they’ll be like when they grow up. Fieri has been widely rumored to be homophobic and also an impostor on humanity so this should be good press for him and his thetan. Good luck, gay couples. You’re quickly learning to take marriage for granted like the rest of us.

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