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February 10, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
Self proclaimed sexpert Auntie Angel has developed a technique where she blows dudes through a carved out grapefruit. She swears it is so pleasurable it can cause a heart attack, which is a selling point to really depressed people with boners.
“I have had women who have given their men my blowjobs and the men have passed away.”
A little advice for the ladies. Your man doesn’t need the world’s most amazing blowjob. Give him a mediocre one followed by the offer of a run to Subway for a meatball sub while he watches the ballgame and he will take a bullet for you and even let your mom stay for a week. If you should ever look down and notice your girlfriend has a grapefruit wrapped around your dick, she’s probably not the girl you want to marry, though don’t lose her number.