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February 10, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Gigi Hadid comes from a line of models. Her mom was a hot Dutch model before marrying a series of rich men and contracting lyme disease. In that order. If you’re a pro athlete’s kid you can’t just turn your back on that legacy. Not with multimillion dollar contracts. Will Smith’s mildly encephalitic children are going to make a mint being special hip hop flowers. If you’re good looking and school work hurt your head, this is your destiny. Show off your tits in fancy wigs and call it art. Try not to get the deer tick herp before you find a husband. Breathe out. You’re going to be just fine.
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