Every Opinion Of 50 Shades Of Grey Is Stupid

A growing chorus of people seem concerned that Fifty Shades of Grey promotes rape culture even though it’s clear in the story that the woman is willingly consenting to the spanking sex. That’s the opposite of rape. In fact that’s why we have a word to differentiate the two scenarios. If you’re unable to accept that some people deal with daddy issues through weird sex then you need to get out and have more weird sex instead of getting huffy about shitty movies tested at an eighth grade level at Mall of America. Date a stripper and get back to me. Contrary to popular belief, they drive themselves to the club. Don’t marry your high school boyfriend who knocked you up and act like you’re a pragmatic role model. Go to the Pleasure Chest and buy a bunch of Chinese leather goods made from imitation panda. See what happens. Not into it? Cool that’s called a personal choice. Welcome to America. Figure out how to get Cosby into the back of your rented van. Until then, you have the right to shut the fuck up.

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