Emmy Rossum Has Got Your Back, Working Girl

Nobody gives a shit about the below line craftsman and chain smokers in Hollywood with the exception of the costume designers. You know where your bread is sewn if you’re an actress. You take care of your lawyer so he does what needs to be done with DUI arrests and you take care of your costume and wardrobe people so your tits always look perfect in whatever you’re wearing. This isn’t some minor noblesse oblige. This is your livelihood. An actress has the career span of an NFL running back. Who makes your cleats might mean millions. Emmy Rossum looks boyish and she goes back to being a singing waitress in a Midtown coffee house. She looks hot she has five more years of television and three romantic comedies. She’ll be bitching about no roles by forty, but she’ll also have $20 million in the bank and a sweet Palisades home. Tip your seamstress. Agism and sexism are easier to swallow with an ocean view.

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