Ebola Czar Leaves On Top

When Ron Klain came into the new office of Ebola Czar last October, there were up to two cases of Ebola raging in the United States. Now there is one. In terms of government results, this borders on stunning.  Though I think one just died essentially. Obama named the long time political hack to the post because he knew he would make pleasant statements and divert attention from the President on the tarmac at Dulles waving in Ebola planes because we’re all Allah’s children. Fortunately, it turns out the virus doesn’t do so well in countries where mourners don’t lick corpses as a sign of respect to the lizard gods. Even those self-serving Doctors Without Borders twits couldn’t spread Ebola here. The virus is on the decline in West Africa now thanks to posters warning people that feces does not taste just like soft-serve ice cream if you plug your nose tightly enough. Ron Klain announced he’s leaving his post to pursue business in the private sector making money off the public sector. We shall never know an Ebola Czar as fine as Ron Klain. Keep your badge, Mr. Klain, as we shall keep you in our hearts. Godspeed.