Doyle Brunson Disappointed In Bruce Jenner

Eighty year old Texan poker champion Doyle Brunson is shockingly not accepting of Bruce Jenner’s gender transition. This shouldn’t come as a surprise since he doesn’t believe in evolution or even the power of Miracle Whip. Brunson tweeted his disapproval and never backed down because he’s eighty years old and fuck y’all. He’s seen the invention of the microwave and this magic box which records your thoughts. Also he recognizes Jenner primarily as an Olympian and not the boring purse holder on that show about the whores:

“I can’t believe Bruce Jenner is trying to become a woman? He was a hero of mine since I was involved in track long ago. #Sayitsnottrue… this man was an Olympic champion that set all kind of records. That’s a woman? My hero? Come on!… He may still be some people’s hero, but not me.”

It’s a lot for a guy of this generation to process. First dudes are wearing shoes without buckles and now they want to be the chick from Bull Durham? Jenner should have stopped being your hero a while ago. If this is the straw that broke the camel’s back you’re more tolerant than I am. Still, it’s important to keep in mind that for every ‘you go, girl’ shoutout from LGBT supporters there’s an old dude in a cowboy hat whose heart you just broke. Also, that lady you straight up killed.

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