Chelsea Handler Just Stopped Trying

If your backup plan is flashing tits on social media, you can’t just drop down the ladder to bra peeks. It’s like Tom Brady deciding touchdown passes are overrated. You’ve got another year before you can occupy your audience of cackling hens with plugged celebrity interviews. If you’re going to run out of ideas, run out of ideas with your tits out and some rapper flashing his gold caps behind you. It’s called entertainment value. Take tonight to think about this then come back tomorrow with your shirt off. Or don’t come back. That’s sexist and honest so by definition not offensive.

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