Artists Are Super Clever

Milo Moire is a Swiss performance artist which is another term for subsidized unemployment. Moire drew an appropriate amount of minor attention last year for publicly squatting over a canvass butt naked and plopping paint filled eggs from her vagina. Art or not art, that’s reasonably impressive. Moire’s newest piece of work entails her walking around a museum naked and carrying a baby. If your father was in the business of laundering money for the Kennedy’s and you were raised with a tab of cyanide in your book bag you’d think people gave a shit about you too. Moire apparently stunned a few unsuspecting museum goers who didn’t realize museums in Switzerland were so awesome these days. Moire is actually smoking hot. She could be doing plenty of other things naked and garnering much more upside. Such is the selflessness of the artist. Now, let’s talk about where we can ditch that third wheel baby and hump to some Picasso critiques.

Photo Credit: MiloMoire.com