Tara Reid Offered One Million Clams for Sex on Camera

WWTDD offers Michelle Obama $100 million to her favorite crappy lunch food for kids charity if she’ll have donkey sex on camera. Donkey need not be house trained. See how that works. Porn companies figured out five years ago if they offered large quantities of cash to public figures to have sex on camera they could get tons of free publicity. TMZ typically obliges them with a story.

GameLink.com, there, more free pub, is in the business of getting gamers to errantly visit their site and end up spending their mother’s entire credit card limit on chicks boning each with whiffle ball bats on camera. Which if it wasn’t expensive, I’d probably do too. They issued a press release offering Tara Reid one million dollars to have live sex on their site. You could pick the entire celebrity world and you went for the almost 40-year old with the botched plastic surgery and booze aging? Well played, sirs. To be fair, I suppose you did select at the credible level. She might just say yes. Then you’ll be truly fucked. And so will Tara. I’ll watch if there’s nothing better on.

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