Steve Ballmer Apparently Loves Fergie

Remember when nerds were fat dumpy awkward dudes with Aspergers when we still called it spastic? I miss those nerds. Now everybody with a high IQ and a chip on their shoulder from being born without athletic ability is looking to lay waste to the digital landscape. Steve Ballmer seems okay letting his happy out. It’s not pretty, but it’s genuine. Why not revel in the fact that the modern era allows nerds to own basketball teams and the money to hire a boatload of people to tell you how awesome you are. That’s what I’d do. I don’t need to hack Sony or the Pentagon. I just want some young models to lie to me. Old school.

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