Selena Gomez Flashes Ankle, Gets Beheaded

Here’s a near constant. Idiot celebrities visit the Grand Mosque in Abu Dhabi, reflexively do something Western selfie, and then everybody Muslim freaks the fuck out. Selena Gomez removed her mosque ankle offense photo from Instagram after people who likes to fuck women through woolen bed sheets called her an insensitive whore.

I’m forced to blame everybody in this situation. If you don’t want pop music stars posing in your Mosque, stop having the Dubai tourist board book them around town for Jihadi Island special guest appearances. Culturally insensitive tourists traveling to Muslim lands, understand that these Luddites take their shit pretty seriously about women being disgusting rape monkeys too unclean for men to lay eye’s upon. It’s just their thing. Nobody gives a shit about your Pilates and colonics perfected body. Dress like a twelfth century war widow or stay home. A well-timed drone strike could’ve eliminated the need for this teachable moment.

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