Men’s Fashion Comes Clean

After decades of men’s fashion pretending it had a reason to exist other than for bi-curious males to get busy in dressing rooms, fashion designer Rick Owens sent his male models down the catwalk in Paris flashing bare junk. They’re not really modeling anything wearable. That’s the point. Men’s fashion is about cock. Cock cock cock cock. Rick Owens probably had all sorts of higher minded, profound explanations for his man junk display at Paris Fashion Week. but he’s missing his own point. Cock. Men wear pants and a shirt. You want to look nice, buy a nice pair of pants and a nice shirt, maybe a suit for when you really want to get laid or paid. If you’re into men’s fashion beyond this, you’re into cock. There’s nothing wrong with that. Plenty of fine men are. But the game of pretend officially ended the minute the Keanu Reeve automatons started marching their scrotes down the runway.