Lindsay Lohan Touts Her Infection

Lindsay Lohan posted a picture of herself wasted on tropical disease to remind everybody that she just brought a infectious bug with her back to America, as is the current vogue. Nobody seems to care that Lindsay’s kuru contracted from eating back cock in French Polynesia will now spread through Soho faster than horrible singer-songwriter fare. I’m sure the CDC will get to investigating once it’s too late for the entire milieu of Adderall abusing Soul Cyclers. This could be one of those military experiments where they let the virus run its course to measure its effectiveness in battling enemies overseas. In which case Lindsay will be medaled posthumously and buried in the relatively obscure drunken skank section at Arlington. Not so far from where Kennedy is buried. He would have wanted it that way.

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