Laura Csortan Faking Them Bones

Hot Australian model Laura Csortan has been posting Instagram photos which she has apparently altered to make herself look slimmer. This seems superfluous because she’s naturally a size negative anorexic point zero five. Csortan has been called out by droves of cankle ridden Internet police who see her fucking around with her own photos as a personal threat. She also denied she changed the photos, which is laughable because it’s super obvious but she’s used to people smiling and nodding in the affirmative when she talks:

“Apart from using the filters on Instagram, I have never altered any of my pictures.”

She didn’t offer any alternative explanation, so it’s widely assumed she either has the rickets now or took these photos in a deep space turbine. I don’t see the issue. It’s possible she’s suffering from advanced body dysmorphia and verybad at lying, but maybe she just likes to mess around on her phone. Since when is that a crime? Are we to assume she’s surrounded by radiant light from the heavens at all times as well? It’s Instagram, not the FBI. You can alter photos. Your fat ass will take a little more effort.

Photo Credit: Instagram