Kelly Bensimon Tits and Bikini Made In Different Factories

When these Bravo Housewives get out in the sun, you see the power of elective surgery and anorexia working hand in hand to turn back the clock. The Indian casinos keep hiring these stitched up hens to promote their hotels so there must be something there beyond my powers of perception. Maybe protruding rib bones on a woman drives men to chase theirs losses at the table. As the sun sets these Housewives receive their ten gold ducats and transform back into designer handbags for easy shipping on to the next gig. It’s beautiful in its mechanics.

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