Johnny Manziel Seems On Point

It’s easy to call out Johnny Manziel as being undedicated to his craft. It’s even easier to say, fuck yeah, I’d be partying and whoring around every day but Sunday if I could too. No offense to the girl in the picture, naturally. Whore. Manziel drinks too much and bangs too many ladies by whose standards? I guess the Browns could fire him. They hired him knowing this already. Plus they’re the Browns, they’re just happy to have any friends, let alone the cool Varsity captain with stories about how the head cheerleader’s snatch tastes. Complete strangers have the right to judge Manziel, and he has the right to muffle back a fuck you while some comely lass rides his dick and he polishes off a daiquiri through a crazy straw. I can tell you who Charlie Sheen thinks is winning in this picture.

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