Jodie Marsh in A Bikini

It’s not the outcome that disappoints me. It’s the effort. You can do better than this. When you’re trying that tightly strapped up garment on at the store or in front of your benefactor in the Alexandrian themed library, you need to see the need for relaxed fit. Don’t distend those mammaries over the inked images of Family Feud Top 100 survey of shit found in a basement. Ease into one of those big boobed tops they make with all that supportive wiring and pulleys and cantilever construction. The actors stand behind the curtains during the overture. You’re giving away the story.

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