Jessica Alba Imbeds Things

January 27, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

If the first thing you notice about this photo is that coconut water you’ve been watching too much TV. Jessica Alba posted a photo of herself pretending to do yoga with a bottle of the stuff stationed precariously in the foreground. I refuse to say the name because I hate encouraging this shit. I get it, you’re a brand ambassador and creepy Amway type of person. How often do you mix your endorsement obligations in with friends during conversation? “Hey you know what would be great right now? A Zico!” Cut to uncomfortable shifting. I think we’d better get home. No I just rarely stay up past 8 on a weekday. Shit I said I wouldn’t say Zico. Enjoy your water. Maybe you can use the money to build a home theater in your treehouse.

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