Jennifer Aniston Savvy

Jennifer Aniston recently reminisced about about her ex boyfriend who died of brain cancer in 2007, Daniel McDonald. Aniston apparently thinks she should have settled down with him posthumously, which is amazing news to the guy she is currently banging, Justin Theroux:

“He would have been the one. But I was 25 and I was stupid. He must have sent me Justin to make up for it all.”

Maybe that dude you fucked in Jamaica that one time was his way of saying thanks for dinner at Lawry’s that night he forgot his credit card. And that guy whose dick you sucked in the bathroom at the Playboy Mansion, still mad you talked him out of the Corvette. The comment struck a chord with Mujah Maraini-Melehi, who later married McDonald and probably bragged to all her friends who his ex was before it started gnawing at her. She says Aniston is exploiting the story to draw attention to herself so her menopausal breakout Cake can gain traction during award season.

She also says Aniston wasn’t around when McDonald had the cancer, because in death you hate your ex-girlfriends even more. Mujah wrote a long letter on Facebook explaining what a hypocrite Aniston is, and outlining pretty much every detail of her career and personal life in the process. I think she’s still holding onto the pain. It’s weird knowing someone you loved put his dick in such a soulless jack off. Try not to think about it. The tabloids are full of shit. Except the blessings shit Aniston said about her current boyfriend. That’s bonafide. 

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