Jamie Lynn Spears Pulls A Knife

Jamie Lynn Spears was at a Pita Pit, which apparently is fine dining where she lives. Some drama went down in the Pit and someone threw a glass bottle and tagged Spears’ friend in the head. Naturally, Spears jumped behind the counter and grabbed a knife and began brandishing the shit out of it in a threatening manner. Her ninja shit cooled everyone off because nobody wants to be the guy who makes the news for getting shanked by Britney’s sister. It’s a double fail. I’m surprised she has this kind of gumption. Most chicks would have frozen up or got her boyfriend overly involved so he could get his ass kicked. Hats off. I’m assuming the Pita Pit is eliminating glass bottles from their service items in the future. Way to go inappropriately drunk morons, you ruined another thing. Let’s Nerf the world to the point that Jamie Lynn Spears is kind of a bad ass. America has seen better days.

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