Iggy Azalea Does Legal

Iggy Azalea is suing the dude she used to bone for studio time because the self-titled Hefe Wine took some of her failed ebonics and put them on a CD he is selling without her consent. He claims he owns the rights to her music because thumping a white Australian rapper is all kinds of baggage. It’s widely assumed Azalea’s legal threats are hollow since Wine likely owns a Super 8 reel of her getting cornholed by Milli Vanilli, including the dead one. The judge sided with Iggy Azalea because she an ass sculpted to look like that baboon chick all the alpha males are fucking down in cage nine. Wine is probably going to continue doing this type of seedy parasitic shit until Azalea falls off the charts and agrees to sell the sex tape to Vivid and cash out. Check back in two weeks. Albinos are horrible with their money.