Hope Solo Digs Team USA Schwag

Hope Solo and her husband were driving one of the Women’s National Team vans at the time of his DUI arrest. Team USA is suspending her for 30 days for stealing their ride. It was that or a grounding and missing the prom. Bonnie and Clyde must’ve been pretty blasted. You’ve got to be on the verge of committing vehicular homicide to get pulled over in a van rocking Sochi bumper stickers and flying old glory. What are the odds the country’s elite dedicated athletes are driving around shit faced at two in the morning? Fuck it, let’s get that guy in the Mustang. No he’s not speeding I went to high school with him. Yeah he was pretty popular. Shit Team USA is going to be hurting for a medal come the World Cup. It looks like their hand eye coordination has gone to shit. How are we going to beat the Brazil if we can’t keep the fucking van off the sidewalk? Is that the goalie? I heard that bitch is crazy. Hit the lights. No wonder Solo went bananas. Turns out we were about to find out we were about to confirm for the seventh time that she’s a fucking pig.

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