Greg Anthony Is Frugal

Details have emerged about married father of four and eager john Greg Anthony’s arrest at a Washington area DoubleTree. He responded to an ad on Backpage.com which was placed by an undercover officer keeping the world safe from the small percentage of men who like sex. The vice cop came up to his room and asked if he wanted sex for 80 dollars. Sensing she looked a little freshly showered for that price point he got nervous and said:

“Oh, I don’t wanna say all that.”

Later the undercover cop said “Do you want me to dress up?” and he said “Oh Yeah!” That’s all it took before a swarm of officers moved in hoping they’d catch a nipple this time on their hot associate. I don’t know hooker code, just when a deal is too good to be true. Given Anthony never expressed in certain terms what he wanted and coupled with this being obvious entrapment I’d say he’ll definitely walk. Not before his job situation and life are in shambles. If we can fuck up one guy’s livelihood we’ve done our job. Sure domestic violence, drugs, and fat shaming remain huge problems but this basketball analyst wants a hummer. Protect and Serve. Use an agency numb nuts.

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