Demi Lovato Seems Healthier

Demi Lovato credits her boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama for banging the bulimia out of her. Demi’s been upchucking her food since kindergarten when her mom first pounded into her how good girls don’t. She meant eat. Not sex, because that came a couple years later when sold into the servitude of the raping purple dinosaur. Just fifteen years and a couple thousand self-injuries later, Demi has found solace in the arms of an older man who has fucked the eating disorders out of most of young Hollywood. Until he sees you shit out that sandwich, you get no special Wilmer hugs. I know you never thought of that angle for getting laid. Douchebag genius.

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