Charlie Hebdo Post-Terrorist Edition

The post-massacre edition of Charlie Hebdo came out today. It’s Muhammad again being all ironic. Some small number of Western media sources are daring to show the cover and getting lit up on Islamic militant chat boards. Most are not.

The now deceased writers and cartoonists at Charlie Hebdo had more balls in their ball shed than the entire establishment media posing as journalists. The radical Muslims warned the Charlie Hebdo editor and staff to stand down on their cartoons or face death and Charlie Hebdo collectively told them to go fuck themselves. The lead editor bore no children because he told his girlfriend he knew he’d be killed. That’s some Braveheart with a pen and paper kind of shit. It’s ridiculous to even compare it to the feckless bed wetters running most of our media outlets. Pack it up, corporate media and elected officials and apologists and appeasers and guilt ridden politically correct boot lickers. Charlie Hebdo just drank your milkshake for eternity. If there is any cosmic justice those brave French fucks got the virgins and the dim bulbed jihadists got the drowning in a sea of Lena Dunham used sanitary napkins.

If your beliefs can’t be tested, they’re not beliefs at all. They’re just maybes. If you can’t handle an offensive cartoon, go drown yourself in the river of I’m a Pussy before you injure others with your cowardice.

Photo credit: Charlie Hebdo