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Real World cast member Ryan Knight was found dead and covered in vomit after a hard work week of binging on drugs and booze. MTV reality show cast member now surpasses off the books coal mining and bareback gay male hooking in terms of deadliest occupations. At least when you die in a mine collapse or from The AIDS, your name will go on a wall somewhere. There’s no wall for dead former MTV cast members. There’s not even a music video. An autopsy performed on Knight and his vomit revealed no determinable cause of death since speedballs apparently constitute ‘natural causes’ in the context of being a Real World alum. Someday somebody is going to add up all the dead and maimed and imprisoned and ruined former reality TV show cast members and then people can not give a shit while being more informed.

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