Cosby’s Lifeless Foot Fetish

A model is accusing Bill Cosby of drugging her and licking her toes and tits with some ferocity at the Playboy Mansion only about six years ago. It’s a new fetish chapter in the roofie Kama Sutra compendium Cosby is compiling. For those of us who don’t know many young formerly drugged and assaulted models in Hollywood or Las Vegas, we might be surprised to learn that tales and rumors of Cosby rapes have been going around the gossip circles for decades now, but nobody who mattered paid much attention.

Cosby’s legal fix-it man Marty Singer claims this is because all of the allegations are bogus and shouldn’t even be mentioned aloud lest Zeus hurl a lightning bolt toward earth for mortals being so impudent. Others might say that wealthy and beloved public figures can get away with pretty much anything, no matter who speaks out. But mostly people just want to not think about Bill Cosby licking some unconscious young chick with his old hairy man tongue. The interesting part of this latest drug rape allegation is that it falls within the Statute of Limitations, meaning Cosby could be prosecuted. Or he’ll just cut a fat check to the chick with the soppy toes and she’ll drop the charges. People are strange when you’re a stranger.

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