Stephen Collins Turns Good Fortune Into Tragedy (VIDEO)

A greasy eyed Stephen Collins pulled out Jesus, tears, and the friendly grandpa for his attempted rehabilitation interview with Katie Couric.  As a capper, Collins mentioned how an older woman he knew well exposed herself to him repeatedly between the ages of ten and fifteen. He offered this as a partial motivation for him flashing his dick to young girls, even though it’s way different. First of all, one’s a dick and your name is Stephen:

“I did have someone in my life when I was between the ages of about 10 and 15, an older woman, who repeatedly exposed herself to me. And I think that distorted my perception in such a way that some part of me thought … I got the equation of, ‘Well, this isn’t so terrible. This person who I trust is doing it.'”

Pretty sure the prepubescents you tried to fuck with didn’t high five their buddies or jerk off to the experience until their first mortgage. If you’re fifteen and any chick of reproductive age is showing you her junk you thank God and move on.

This is one of those double standards we can all agree on. On top of being a fucking pedo creep you may have thrown this charitable woman under the bus. Leave her out of it. There are ninth graders walking around in cheap husky jeans right now with raging hard ons who don’t have a chance. Last thing they need is the batty neighbor lady with the good pot making CNN’s news cycle. Good work, Stephen Collins, you just raped the rest of us.