Some Movies Are Stupid, Some Are Stupid And Filled With Topless Women So Slightly Less Stupid

Given that there’s little worth protesting in New York these days, many women have turned their injustice proboscises toward the inalienable right to flash their tits in public just like men who don’t have tits. I’d support the right of good looking women with nice racks to do anything. If FSU sorority girls were torturing Taliban, nobody would give a fuck provided they did it in tank tops and took pictures. If only this were so simple. Much like yoga pants and tattoos, the right to do things that look super fucking hot on attractive women extends to all women. You’re forever a slippery slope away from Rosie O’Donnell in low handing Lululemon’s flashing her Ladies Go to the Front tramp stamp. Nobody in good conscience can allow for that.

Some chicks made a movie called Free the Nipple around the Free the Nipple hashtag movement and Scout Willis tits on Twitter. It’s a scripted piece posing as a documentary posing as an excuse to show lots of topless chicks in Manhattan. It’s the true definition of a mixed bag. You’d think it would be hard to make a bad movie that featured dozens of bare breasted women. But then maybe you’ve never seen the Dr. Mengele films from the death camps. This isn’t quite as bad, but if you download it on Amazon you’re likely to get the Mengele tapes recommended under ‘People Who Bought This Also Bought’. That Amazon recommendation engine is like a window into your soul.

Photo Credit: Free The Nipple