Selena Gomez Can’t Simply Be Dismissed

Everybody has one fucked up fling in their life they can’t forget. Some horribly wrong person they fucked and even told they’d love forever only to realize they were tying themselves to some spawn of Satan. Better if it’s some chick named Angela who burned your clothes and called your grandmother a whore but who you and your buddies can all agree was crazy hot. Worse if it’s a lesbian looking Tom Thumb who is universally despised by everybody over the age of puberty. Selena Gomez is still crying and writing songs and crying and singing and talking overly complimentary about Justin Bieber in interviews. It’s some weird miniature Svengali trick he has going on. Chicks in music don’t mix heroin with their pain killing booze any longer so they tend to stick around and be really fucking annoying. If you want to blame weed for some cultural ill, this would be it.

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