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December 10, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
I could see fathering children with Olivia Wilde. I know exactly how it would go down starting with the eliciting of wallowing pity. People talk about sympathy fucks like they’re somehow unworthy of being called sex. Everybody has an agenda for hopping in the sack and if you can count on your insanely handsome good looks and the credit worthiness to lease an Italian sports car, bully for you. I’ve got some English and the ability to whimper like a wounded animal. There’s no one playbook for victory.
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