Nobody Likes Natalie Portman And Shit Around The Web

December 23, 2014 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments

Natalie Portman’s favorite whine is how Star Wars ruined her life. It seems that after she gave a shitty stilted performance in those steaming turd prequels no one wanted to work with her. Now she can only cry into her fat Lucas paycheck and residuals.

Read all about poor Oscar winner Natalie Portman. (Dlisted)

Wait, Joe Cocker wasn’t already dead? (TMZ)

Olivia Wilde in a bikini makes my peepee happy. (Huffington Post)

I will be blunt, I can see Martha Hunt’s cunt. (Drunken Stepfather)

Samantha Knoxx has big knockerrrs. (Hollywood Tuna)

Behold Danielle Knudson in a bikini and enjoy. (Popoholic)

Mila Kunis milk jugs are ginormous! (The Superficial)

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