NFL Players Getting Soft

For all the recent stories about NFL players being abusive hyper-masculine assholes, there are even more stories of professional athletes acting like heartbroken teen girls on social media. Joseph Fauria of the Detroit Lions has become the second football player in a week to go on Twitter and publicly berate his girlfriend  for selling herself up to a more successful player:

“Hey @DangeRussWilson enjoy her @ErikaAnnHammond. She had me thinking she was a loyal GF. I almost feel you @BrennanClay24 #SprayTan'”

Fauria’s girlfriend was Erika Hammond, a former WWE diva, which is known as a problematic demo. She apparently ditched him for the chance to fuck Russell Wilson a few times before he  gives her a gift card to REI and tells her to be on her way. I’d only call it disloyal if she’s a Niners fan maybe, otherwise this seems fairly sensible in the world of people who fuck pro athletes as a career.

Fauria basically imitating what Brennan Clay did last week shows his lack of creativity. How about something you can call your own? Score a touchdown and make it rain in the front row with some nude selfies your girlfriend sent WIlson. You know she did.. You’re a pro athlete. Stop acting like a junior high chick on her period buzzed on Pinot Grigio. There are plenty of loose women out there. Bang a few of the better looking ones then marry your publicist and listen to her when she tells you to stay off social media because you sound like a big fucking pussy.

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