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December 4, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Each December Mariah shows off her tits and nails her All I Want For Christmas standard and sends people off to buy cheap gifts for people they absolutely hate because that’s Christmas. This year, Mariah missed her pre-taping because she was in court trying to keep Nick Cannon from getting her money in a divorce hearing. NBC decided to let her run completely live. Mariah weaved her limo between riotous Eric Garner protests throughout the city, showed up out of breath and off key, and caused many children to ask their parents if Santa Claus was real and why he let this happen:
If I were there I would’ve applauded politely as well. And punched anybody who asked for an encore.
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