Mariah Carey Is A Thankless Job

Mariah Carey’s former personal assistant is suing her. Ysler Oliver said she was not paid for working overtime. Personal assistant is a weird job. You’re basically standing in for the unsuccessful sibling who maybe turned down the care-taking gig.  It’s babysitting for a high strung adult. Every now and then you get slammed with work or sexually harassed but for the most part you’re just chilling at a sick house watching an entire Walking Dead Marathon and billing the boss. Technically it was on the clock.

Isn’t this really about not getting an invite to the Holiday Party? I work countless hours eating the Lean Cuisines from the extra fridge in the garage and this is the thanks I get? Who would have known Mariah Carey would turn out to be a bitch when you took the job. When she asked you to wax the small hairs on her ass her esthetician missed, you shouldn’t have starting warming the paraffin, but you did, and sealed your fate. I’m sorry you signed a confidentiality agreement that prevents you from cashing in with a tell-all book. Invoking labor laws is pretty desperate. I hope that settlement money covers you for a good long while because you will never hold Kleenex packets for an important person again in your life.

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