Lance Bass Wedding Changes the World

All the big names in Hollywood whose names I couldn’t remember showed up to see Lance Bass shatter the stigma of same sex marriage that people stopped caring about at least five years ago. The former ‘N Sync member married that other dude in the photo who looked like at least sixty-percent of his brain was rooting for a North Korean nuclear assault before he was asked if he promised to love, honor, and cover Lance Bass’s defaulted credit lines to death do they part. I’ll figure out his name before they announce they are separating as great friends nine months from now or whenever their reality show doesn’t get picked up for renewal. I’m glad that we live in a world where nobody can give a shit about another gay wedding. I’m less glad that nobody told Lance Bass.

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