Kourtney Kardashian Nude, Pregnant, Bloated

Kourtney Kardahian posed nude while pregnant for a magazine nobody reads because her body is beautiful according to herself. Getting out there with your ass freshly drizzled in KY is a clear ploy for attention. Covering yourself in shit you got from Anthropologie and staring solemnly out of a non-existent window as your gut is distended leads only to praise from women who identify as pregnant. Kardashian posited a mostly nonsensical explanation for her motivation:

“I wanted to do something that felt authentic to me rather than being pushed in a certain direction by somebody else. The appeal was to be involved in something I would say I had more control over than other photo shoots. No one telling me this is how you’re going to look and how you’re going to pose. It’s a wonderful thing to be able to show my children these photographs one day and say, ‘This was you inside.'”

Yes, that’s why you did this. So you’re children could someday share in your topless nativity moment guys with pregnant fetishes are currently developing carpal tunnel syndrome over. Why not have a screening and show them their aunt’s film work so they can see how a lady does or does not make babies with ejaculate. If you’re going to fuck them up with your weird pointless self-interested shit, go hog wild. Just have some compassion and one day donate them to The Duggars so they can be saved in the next life.

Photo Credit: DuJour Magazine