Kelly Bensimon And Ramona Singer in Bikinis

When two Bravo Housewives bump into each other it’s customary for them to get loaded on wine until they lose control of their bladders then laugh hysterically. It’s kind of like a secret handshake, but with a strong urine stench that requires soaking bikinis in bleach overnight. These two vivisected and reconstructed middle aged beauties are just like any other long time friends reconnecting to share stories of rehab, divorce, fucking for money, and whose been arrested for real estate related fraud. They’ve served in the trenches. Nobody else can really understand.

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