Kayla Swift Seems Chilly

These bottled water insidious bastards are using the coldest winter in L.A. to punish the models who won’t consent to their various and sundry obedience pledges. It’s super fucking frigid right now. The beach is empty save for the metal detector idiot savants and this chick who seems to be experiencing hypothermia. She’ll probably stop shaking once they bury her somewhere deep and warm. Civil rights leaders cry foul about the lack of concern for the lives of minorities, but in this town, models are the unwashed masses. Four dozen girls could go missing and replaced the next day and nobody would notice. Except for me. I care about all God’s creatures with beautiful tits.

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