Jay Leno Just Made A Legend (VIDEO)

Since Jay Leno is retired and NBC is no longer providing him the Pfizer blood they pass out to Magic Johnson and Rob Lowe his withered corpse went on Craig Ferguson to talk shit about people since he’s found some balls twenty years too late. The most interesting part was Leno singling out former Bachelorette Trista Sutter as his Least Interesting Guest ever. It’s mind blowing someone could separate themselves and achieve such status on Leno’s show. That’s like spilling an ant farm and finding a really shitty ant in the carpet.

Of course Leno had some great guests. The problem was they were talking to Jay Leno. The issue isn’t necessarily Sutter. She just provided the DNA for this breakthrough. Through a confluence ethereal fate she found a way to shine through the interstellar decay of Leno’s tenure and stand out as more drab than Nicole Richie. If only for a five minute segment, she was a dying star. A Red Giant shining before our eyes. Even though they are fizzling balls of death poisoning the cosmos, they shine brightly for light years ahead. Pretty sure that’s what Leno was talking about.