Is Kendall Jenner Being Bullied Into Lesbian Sex? (Fuck, That’s An Awesome Title)

The fashion industry is going to torturous lengths to pretend that Kendall Jenner is booking big gigs on modeling talent alone. I’m not even sure what the hell modeling talent is beyond being tall and slender and willing to blow uncircumcised social influencers from the Czech Republic. Kendall is going to similar lengths to pretend that all the catty model bitches aren’t calling her names and replacing her lip balm with Valtrex creme when she isn’t looking. Total classic.

I would see rumors of girls bullying me backstage and putting cigarettes out in my drink, and none of that has happened. Everyone’s been really cool to me. I’ve never had one girl be mean … so far.

It could be Kendall’s new found relationship with lesbian crotch huntress Cara Delevingne providing her butch protection backstage. The only way to stave off throngs of starving jealous models is with fire. Literally. Wave a fucking torch and tell those bitches how shitty they look in tinder light. They’ll scurry back to their SoHo lofts and suck on cotton balls until they pass their own shrunken livers. Don’t hate the player, ladies, hate the game.

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