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December 29, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Sometimes it’s enough just to be a celebrity kid with the confidence to hang your wang around a 40-something German supermodel. I don’t like to be naked in front of anybody. It makes me feel like I’m at the doctors or a prisoner of war orientation. But that’s why I spent the day after Christmas in the return line at Target rather than in St. Barth’s banging Seal’s old lady. Lack of shame is its own superpower.
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