Even More On Christina Aguilera Calling Mickey Mouse An Asshole

Christina Aguilera reportedly went to Disneyland with her friends to celebrate her birthday and fittingly threw a tantrum because these are all things adults shouldn’t do. Aguilera apparently wanted to take a photo with Mickey Mouse, but the convicted child porn trafficker inside the costume said he had to go on break to smoke a pack of cigarettes and check in with his probation officer. At that point Aguilera freaked once she realized nobody gives a shit about appeasing her unless they are on a painfully phony TV show and she is the judge. The irony of a former Mouseketeer calling Mickey an asshole is not lost. That creepy capitalist is the closest thing Christina has to a father. Arrested development and a long list of dick is a classic manifestation. Hence Aguilera getting banged by the felon in the mouse suit in the parking lot while fighting back the tears. Happiest place on earth.

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