Ellen’s Comedy Gold Fucks with the NYPD (VIDEO)

Here’s a pop quiz. Is now a good time to be fucking with the the NYPD? Your answer really depends on how much you look forward to peering down on the protest march in your honor from heaven. Alexander Bok is a dude whose shtick is creeping up behind people and dancing then stopping suddenly when they turn around. The routine is in fact so fucking irritating it has become a staple of Ellen Degeneres’ talk show.

Bok pulled the move on some NYPD and they became really instantly pissed off and aggressive. Maybe it’s because a few of them just got shot. Or maybe it’s because he’s a twat who just happened to have a buddy taping the entire thing on camera. Just in case. The cops eventually pushed him away and he fell in the street in the manner of a Bolivian soccer player hustling for a penalty kick. I wouldn’t mind punching him in the face and I’m a pacifist. Fuck it let’s invade Syria. Whatever gets this asshole off the streets.