Dennis Rodman Appalled At His Image

Dennis Rodman is suing the maker of a video game called Dear Leader! which allows you to fight against America as Kim Jong un and Dennis Rodman. He is reportedly unhappy with the implication of the game and has demanded his character be removed. This is the same guy who has called Kim a “friend for life” and sucked up North Korea’s Propaganda Machine as the Gospel while swilling free bathtub booze poured into a counterfeit Grey Goose bottle during his visit. He caroused with a few whores who’d been frightened into banging him in exchange for twenty years knocked off their stint at the Happy Happy Special #47 Labor Camp. At this point he thought No Ko was the shit because he’s dumb and also broke and has no pride. Hence his willingness to accept what was no doubt a brief case of Korean Won in exchange for promoting a Communist Dictatorship.

I’m guessing his issue with the video game lies here. No drinking money. Rodman would piss on George Washington’s grave for an open bar tab at the Saddle Ranch. This is America fuckhead. It’s called Freedom of Speech. If you don’t like it go live with your midget friend in the land of condensed milk reading embarrassing Amy Pascal emails.

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