David Spade Couldn’t Stop If He Wanted To

December 30, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Among life’s many mysteries has to be the pussy hound success of David Spade. His snatch vitae reads like a laundry list of young models that even wealthy Muslim Sheiks have trouble duplicating. How good was Joe Dirt? Not enough to make you Gerard Butler or Bradley Cooper. Is it any wonder this little fucker is always smiling. He’s got some Svengali power to snap his fingers and make young women appear on his cock and pretend they’ve seen him in anything. Obama and Putin would trade their vested powers for Spade’s in an instant if they could. It’s like no other power on earth. Bow down or be jealous, up to you.

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