Cosby’s Wife Seems Like a Gamer

Bill Cosby’s wife talked about her husband’s ten dozen rape allegations without much perspective. Camille, which Bill pronounces in 13 syllables, was asked if it was weird her husband never raped her. Or something like that. Let’s call it a softball:

“I met my husband, Bill Cosby, in 1963, and we were married in 1964. The man I met, and fell in love with, and whom I continue to love, is the man you all knew through his work. He is a kind man, a generous man, a funny man, and a wonderful husband, father and friend. He is the man you thought you knew.”

I’m almost certain Ted Bundy never killed his live-in girlfriend either. It’s known as a red flag and far too obvious. Not sure being married to a guy who rapes would give you a unique perspective on the whole scandal. Particularly when you got no problem with your hubby just banging whores as opposed to sticking it in against their will.

Camille went on to plug a line likely written by the legal team that the Cosby rape allegations were very much like the recent Rolling Stone magazine article about a fraternity gang rape at UVA which had to be retracted for poor vetting. I figured some heinous dipshit rapist was going to use the Rolling Stone bogus rape story as a reasonable doubt defense for their own accusations. I didn’t figure that heinous dipshit racist would be Camille Cosby.